November 2010
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People suck
Who’s with me on this?
Nov 30th
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ohthisburningbeard asked: I know you don't need it but I have 74 pages left to finish your book. I posted my little thing on your book. All good things to say :) I can't wait to finish the book....I wish I didn't leave it at work.
I thought I would just tell you that I am trying to share the word on this good book.
Nov 28th
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This week's Douche of the Week nominees...
Last week’s #1 Douche award went to my old landlord and Dick Cheney lookalike Larry. So Dubya won the first week and a Cheney clone won the next. I see a pattern. Anyhoo, here’s week three’s nominees… A) Sean Combs, whose explains away the thuggish name of his crappy group Diddy-Dirty Money by saying, “Dirty Money is not about no drug money, illegal money, or...
Nov 27th
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In my tryptophan-induced haze, I forgot to mention... →
Nov 27th
Complete this sentence
I ate so much Thanksgiving food last night that my stomach…
Nov 27th
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Give me three things you're thankful for other...
1) Long, hot baths. 2) Hub 51’s chicken nachos. 3) A Kindle filled with unread books.
Nov 25th
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Happy Thanksgiving!
Eat some turkey brains for me, me pretties!
Nov 25th
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Mark your calendars: An ebook version of GIVE...
For a sneak preview, click here to visit the GIVE DEATH A CHANCE blog.
Nov 24th
kili-at-your-service-deactivate asked: I know that Yoko is a ninja in the story but did John made her into a zombie like himself? I always wanted to know that.
Nov 24th
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I had a dream...
…in which I signed a contract with the Boston Celtics (it was very detailed; the deal was for $54 million over three years), which is weird, because A) I hate the Celtics, and would never sign with them; B) I’m a terrible, terrible basketball player; and C) I’m almost certain they don’t have the salary cap room to afford $54 million over three years.
Nov 23rd
Getting hyped for LENNONYC! →
Nov 22nd
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Click here to check out an excerpt from NO... →
Nov 22nd
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The winner of the first ever Alan Goldsher Douche... →
A) San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker, who not only cheated on his wife — the very attractive and seemingly sweet Eva Longoria — but got caught because he apparently left 200-ish text messages from his mistress on his cellphone. B) Sarah Palin, who got all whiny, bitchy, and litigious when The Gawker gave her zillions of dollars in free advertising by leaking excerpts from her...
Nov 20th
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Click here to read me yammering about my... →
Nov 20th
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Click here to check out what AOL's Comics Alliance... →
Nov 19th
jazzpages asked: Hi Alan,
I'm really interested in the book about Art Blakey, but when I look on amazon, there is only a hardcover version. Is there a paperback available, because I'm really a paperback adept.
Thanks,
Rick Stolk
Nov 19th
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HERE'RE THE DETAILS OF MY FORTHCOMING MILES DAVIS...
It’ll be called MILES DAVIS FAQ, and my old pals at Hal Leonard are doing me the honor of publishing it. (Hardcore Goldsher fans will recall that they pubbed my Art Blakey bio back in 2002.) It’ll be filled with random facts, fun opinions, gobs of pictures, and will hit the stores in 2012 or 2013. So psyched to be writing a Miles book… 
Nov 18th
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1500 followers and counting. Hells to the yeah!
Just got my 1500th follower. I love each and every one of you. (Except you over there. No, not you. You.  Yeah, you.  You know who you are, and you know why.)
Nov 17th
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The official "My Favorite Fangs" press release
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE “PAUL IS UNDEAD” AUTHOR BLOODIES VON TRAPP FAMILY Alan Goldsher Mashes The Sound of Music with Vampires in My Favorite Fangs November 16, 2010 Alan Goldsher, author of the critically acclaimed Beatles/horror/comedy novel Paul Is Undead: The British Zombie Invasion, is going to once again blend a pop culture touchstone with a paranormal entity in My Favorite Fangs,...
Nov 17th
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What's bigger news, the announcement of my "Sound...
Wait, don’t answer that.
Nov 17th