November 2011
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Just when you thought there were no more Beatles...
For the zillionth time, no, I will not post a...
Not that anybody’s asked, but whatever.
Watched the superlative Woody Allen PBS...
Mine:
1) Annie Hall
2) Take the Money and Run
3) Zelig
4) Sleeper
5) Midnight in Paris
Coming soon: "More Than Words," my podcast...
It’ll be way more fun than it sounds, I promise. Details to come…
P.S. - I will not be using that crappy Extreme song as my theme.
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Here in Chicago, the winds are breezing in from...
And now, here’s Tom with the sports.
When you woke up this morning, what song was stuck...
Me: Ben Folds Five - “Underground”
Tim Tebow and Jimmer Fredette are the same person....
I'm gonna get seriously serious on writing that...
There's no place like home. There's no place like...
HOOPS!!!
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Happy Turkey Day, jive turkeys!
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Tomorrow: Polka meeting.
Oops. 'Scuse me.
I love it when a professional sports dude makes a...
Your artwork could be included in the sequel to...
Just a reminder that I’m sponsoring a contest in which your zombie/Beatles illustration could make it into “Give Death a Chance: The British Zombie Invasion 2,” the sequel to “Paul Is Undead: The British Zombie Invasion.” For details, please write GiveDeathAChance@gmail.com. Can’t wait to hear from you!
And please reblog this so your artist friends can take a...
Turned in two manuscripts today, one a completed...
Do I know how to party, or what?
You know you need a vacation when you have a dream...
Call me crazy, but I think this all this NBA labor...
Don't forget about the "Give Death a Chance" art...
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"Give Death a Chance: The British Zombie Invasion...
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“You haven’t lived until Zombie George Harrison has carried you across the White...”
– Give Death a Chance: The British Zombie Invasion 2, available 3/27/12
That new Haruki Murakami 1000-pager is a massive...
It's a close race, but the Lions have replaced the...
Shocker of the day: Apparently there are numerous...
http://www.salon.com/2011/11/12/second_expert_trashes_oreillys_lincoln_book/singleton/
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I'm about two days away from finishing writing my...
Phew!
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Hey, who farted?
Oh, wait, that was me.
I'm at a Starbucks right now, and every woman in...
Me, I’m wearing sneakers.
I'm really really really really really really...
Is anybody reading the new Stephen King?
I’m about 1/3rd of the way through, and I’m kinda bored. Thoughts?
@crowded-by-vacancy - No, the Kennedy one. Just came out Tuesday.
@nardary - Not really.
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Just a reminder to all you artist-types out...
If you’d like to contribute a piece to the “Paul Is Undead” sequel, shoot me a note at GiveDeathAChance (at) gmail. And if you’re not an artist, pass the word to your artist pals. The response has been pretty darn good to this point, but the more pix I get from readers (or potential readers), the better.
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“Who the fook is Miley Cyrus?”
– Zombie John Lennon, Give Death A Chance: The British Zombie Invasion 2
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From "Give Death a Chance: The British Zombie...
Because they don’t drink liquid, and since brains are to the undeads’ gastrointestinal systems as Imodium is to humans, Zombies never have to pee or poo. But mortals do, which is a problem when the Zombies do all the driving, and don’t like to stop until the gas needle is on E.
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Your artwork could be in the sequel to "PAUL IS...
Do you like the Beatles? Do you like zombies? Did you like my novel “Paul Is Undead?” Do you like me? Do you have mad artistic skills? If you answered yes to two of those questions — one of which has to be the last one — you can enter the “GIVE DEATH A CHANCE” art competition. All you have to do is create a piece of Beatles/zombie art based on suggestions from me, and it could be included in the...
Mark your calendars and make your plane...
Jesus Christ, enough with the dog memoirs already!
I'm not getting nearly enough press these days....
