GOING MILES: A MILES DAVIS PROJECT - Alan Goldsher: Archive

Mar 31st

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In the words of the late, great Nat King fucking...

Mar 30th

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Attention world: when you're in a public bathroom...

And I’m saying that from the perspective of a dude who walked in on a dude doing his dudely duty.

Mar 30th

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Mar 30th

Semantics

If I say, “My arms are sore because I did Shiva Rea this morning,” does that say to you, “I had a tough workout with my Shiva Rea vinyasa DVD” or “I banged Shiva Rea.” Because there’s a debate.

Mar 30th

As tempting as it may be, I probably shouldn't...

Mar 30th

"Cedar Rapids" = Super-solid flick.

Mar 30th

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Perez Hilton wrote a children's book?!!?! →

Call me crazy, but I don’t see a crossover audience.

Mar 29th

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Click here to read the Sacramento Book Review's... →

Mar 29th

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We begin in mountain pose.

Mar 29th

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I DON'T WANNA WORK TODAY!

Mar 29th

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Least intriguing-sounding record of the year:...

Mar 29th

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I'm huge in Phoenix.

Mar 29th

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Busted out my new Lululemon pants...

…and I’ve gotsta say, I loves me some Lululemon.

Mar 28th

Just finished my sitcom treatment!

I decided to set it in an indie cafe that features music, and readings, and all that indie cafe kind of stuff. Turned out pretty good, I think. There’s love, hate, coffee, pro-life freaks, and dogs — and if that all doesn’t say HIT, I don’t know what does.

Mar 28th

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Mar 28th

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Mar 28th

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Once again, I offer apologies to my awesome new...

I’m well past the newly-imposed ceiling of following people. But know that I’m following you in my heart. Really. I am.

Mar 28th

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Tech-wise, Facebook never gets glitchy.

Mar 28th

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What're you gonna call your new band that you're...

The only rule is that your band name has to have a meaning to you. You don’t have to explain said meaning, because frankly, who has the time?

Mar 28th

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Yo, all you chumps who haven't joined the PAUL IS... →

You won’t find anything there that you won’t find here, but it’s something to tell your grandchildren about. Reblog for good karma.

Mar 28th

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Mar 27th

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Bell Biv DeVoe: Still sounding cheesy good after...

Mar 27th

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I want sleep! I want sleep! I want sleep! I want...

Did I mention I want sleep?

Mar 27th

You know, that Derrick Rose just might have a...

GO BULLS!

Mar 27th

I need a good book

I love Nick Hornby. Give me a book on the Hornby tip, and if it’s awesome, I’ll be your friend forever. Or until you recommend a crappy book.

Mar 26th

Rereading "The Perks of Being a Wallflower"

Forgot how frigging good it is. Bummer that Chbosky seems to have fallen off the face of the Earth. @de-funked - Thanks for the 411!

Mar 26th

Today's game plan: Yoga, spinach/mushroom/goat...

Lazy Saturdays rule!

Mar 26th

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I'm working on a treatment for my very own "Parks...

Bummer that Aubrey Plaza will be too busy to play my female lead.

Mar 25th

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Headache

Mar 25th

Saw this Smashing Pumpkins comeback concert...

Mar 25th

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My nomination for the best cover song ever is...

Steve Miller’s “The Joker,” as done by Fatboy Slim and Bootsy Collins. Yours?

Mar 24th

After like seven years of trying, I found the...

Mar 24th

I ran the numbers, and if I live to be 90, I will...

Mar 24th

Without thinking, what's the first song lyric you...

Mar 24th

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Without thinking, what's the first song lyric you...

Well sung, @infinite-quickness!

Mar 24th

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Without thinking, what's the first song lyric you...

Mar 24th

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If you want to destroy my sweater...

…hold this thread as I walk away. @rhinestoneflask - Yeah ya do!

Mar 24th

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It's gonna snow here tonight? Seriously?

Mar 23rd

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So let me get this straight... →

…according to “Glee” creator Ryan Murphy, if I say that his crap show is cheesy and manipulative — which it is — then I’m a homophobe? Can’t I just hate the thing for being lame? So yeah, if you think “Glee” blows, you’ll love this article. @fall-all-around-us - Yep, pun intended. Good catch.

Mar 23rd

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toolesque asked: WOOOO! You are SO following me. I want to take this opportunity to express my gratitude and privilege. YOU.RAWK.

Mar 23rd

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You know what grinds my gears?

That whole Region 1/Region 2 DVD thing. I want to buy “Green Wing” from Amazon.UK, but I can’t play it on my DVD player, or my computer, or anywhere except on a European machine. And that’s what grinds my gears. Tom?

Mar 23rd

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