March 2012
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A conversation between my and my wife...
Her: Madonna has a new perfume coming out. Me: What does it smell like, day-old tuna?
Mar 31st
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Mar 30th
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Mar 28th
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I hope to see some or all of you at my A GAME OF...
The place: Quimby’s Bookstore, 1854 W. North Ave, Chicago The time: 7:00 The admission: Free The level of fun: Way Reblog to your Chicago peeps for good karma…
Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
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Click here to check out this nice little interview... →
Mar 26th
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Just a reminder to my Chicago peeps (and my...
Monday: https://www.facebook.com/events/103599999766095/ Tuesday: https://www.facebook.com/events/398240850192088/ Reblog for good karma!
Mar 26th
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If you could only have one cereal for the rest of...
Me: Rice Krispies
Mar 23rd
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Mar 22nd
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What's the over/under on how long it takes New...
Mar 22nd
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 21st
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Here's the official press release for my 3/26 and...
LITERATURE COLLIDES WITH IMPROV AS AUTHOR ALAN GOLDSHER UNVEILS HIS NEW NOVELS AT CHICAGO’S iO THEATER On Monday, March 26 at 8:30 PM, join Chicago-based author Alan Goldsher at the iO Theater on 3541 N. Clark, when he celebrates the release of his two new novels, A Game of Groans: A Sonnet of Slush and Soot, and Give Death a Chance: The British Zombie Invasion 2 with an night of reading...
Mar 21st
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Y'know what? That Mike Daisey is kind of a dick.
Like Watergate, it’s not about the crime. It’s about the cover-up. Okay, it’s a little bit about the crime, but mostly about the cover-up.
Mar 21st
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Mar 21st
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Focus, dammit, focus!
Mar 20th
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Mar 20th
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Here's me chatting with TheStreet.com about...
http://www.thestreet.com/story/11460874/1/linsanity-is-alive-dont-stop-the-presses.html?cm_ven=GOOGLEN
Mar 20th
Here's one of my ghostwriting clients (who shall...
“I think I’m going to spend the rest of my career sending the elevator back down.” And don’t bother trying to guess who’s who. You won’t get it.
Mar 19th
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Holy schmoley, Manning to the Broncos, and Tebow...
Mar 19th
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Mar 18th
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I'm having a skinny day!
Mar 18th
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Latest annoyance: When a hoops announcers says,...
Mar 18th
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My Chicago peeps, don't forget about my book...
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Mar 18th
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Just got the finished versions of my fancy...
All shall be revealed next Thursday. So keep your pants on, f’r cryin’ out loud.
Mar 16th
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Dance, sucka, dance. Dance, sucka, dance.
Move, sucka, move. Move, sucka, move.
Mar 15th
It's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nice out!
Mar 14th
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Click here to check out an article about... →
For the record, American Vogue hasn’t written about any of my books. I’m totally moving East.
Mar 14th
Who wants to take me to the Bulls/Heat game...
Don’t all raise your hands at once, now…
Mar 14th
Just spoke to USA Today about my...
Mar 13th
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I might get screwed for saying this out loud,...
Mar 12th
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The Shins kinda rocked it on SNL, didn't they?
Mar 11th
Mar 11th
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So, um, apparently the Chinese version of my...
Mar 11th
Just baked some brookies. Not cookies. Not...
Mar 11th
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Once...
Mar 9th
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Trying out the new yoga mat today. It's blue with...
Mar 9th
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Mar 8th
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Mar 8th
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Peyton Manning is a class act.
Mar 7th